The Cleavleand Show

The video above is a spin off of family guy called the Cleavland show. Even though it's only a preview I think this show is going to be hilarious as Brian Griffin would say. But don't worry there still going to make episodes of family guy , it just that Cleavland won't be there. My favorite line in this preview is when Rilo comes on and says: I like kick ball and extra sugar crisp and looking ant naked celebrities on the Internet. That is just too funny
SEE YOU LATER!

What R. Kelly song is this?

This is a cartoon video of a R.Kelly song, but I don't know which one it is! So if you know please leave a comment. As I was saying it is a cartoon version of a R.Kelly song but it's been revamped by the hilarious "Weird Al"Yankovic. He has remixed alot of famous songs, so I'm guessing this song is or was pretty famous! You know I don't mean to be rude to all you R.Kelly fans out there, but he is just plain weird. Wow that makes you think "Weird R" Kelly. You think thats a good name to show how weird he is!

WARNING: DONT FEED THE MODEL!

Holy moly do you see this or am I just seeing stuff!!!!!( sorry it came out so small) This girl to the right was an 18 year old anorexic. 18 I tell you!! Has the fashion world gone mad!!!! I mean I don't mean to be rude , but that girl needs some meat on her bones! She would of had to eat like 117 pound of meat in one day to become the normal size! Now, to the story, as I was saying is a 18 year old anorexic. She did this fashion show for her father because he was disabled. I know what your thinking how does a girl like me know this stuff? Well... I got it from a website. So there's your question solved. Any way, her father was disabled and she did it for him. 5 months after the show she had a heart attack for being so skinny. I don't know why the fizzle these fashion company's are making these pretty normal sized girl skinny like a twig! First they will start with bulimia then anorexia. What is in people's minds now a days. I mean your making the young girls, the future of our world, have low self-esteem for them self ! Why are you doing this ( sob sob sob sob) why,why,why?

JELLY FISH MADNESS!!!!!!!!!

To the right is a moon jellyfish, Scary and a bit gross but it tells a very funny story.In August my mom and I went to Haiti to meet my grandpa.You do not know how culture shocked I was the first couple of days, so much it was unbelivable!!! About one week into this marvolous vacation we headed to a beach called Kaliko. We came to this cute little summer house with a family of six. When we got settled we went to the beach. The water was so clear it shined like crystals!! About 10-15 minutes later I saw something that lookes like it was plopping amd moving! When I finaly made out the picture it was a moon jellyfish!! I tried to swin to shore but then I thought what if there were more! I jumped on to my mom and then our family friend Edward had to take over because as we were getting coser to shore I got heavier, and he carried me the rest of the way to shore. My mom thought I was hallucinateing from the heat, but then Edward went where it happened and he saw the jellyfish too!! My mom looked so funny when he said he saw it! Man, I will never ever, ever, ever,ever forget that day!

Potter Puppet Pals

This video is a spoof of Harry Potter but they are puppets and it is sooooooooooo cute and sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. I would totaly recomend this video to anyone who likes spoofs and puppets and Harry Potter.The first time I saw this video I thought that I had wet myself !!!! That's how funny it was!!!!!!!

WHAT THE F!!!!!!!!! DEMON MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please don't mind the cussing


The video above is the funniest video i have ever seen and I mean this is some funny stuff. This is the funniest immitation of a person i have ever seen , I mean did you see that face he did after macic trick after every magic trick?!?! Flipin' classical!!!!!! When I saw this video I could not breath!!! It was that funny!!! Who ever came up with this idea bravo, bravo, bravo to you!!!! Oh, and bravo to who ever played David Blaine, BRAVO , BRAVO, BRAVO.

above is the new version of Yours Mine and Ours, which is far, far,far,far,far more terrible then any other bad movie I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
below is the old version of Yours Mine and Ours, which is much much much much a trillion times better then the new peice of blubber. Dats ridgt don you ever make a new version of dem originals ,and who cares if im not using propper grammer!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY AMERICIA WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Reconize this image from some where? The one on the right is a part of hatain voodoo culture named erzulie. Now the on the other side you have to reconize, if you don't..... IT'S THE STARBUCKS LOGO!!!!! Now do you think it is fair that the haitains mabye thought for hundreds of years what kind of voodoo symbolys to use and Americia just steals that symbol just for some styrofoam coffe cup for $2 each and dont even pay them for every cup they sell! I mean come on it might have been the hatains first! I mean come on , if they wanted a logo that represents the ocean just put a fish on the cup!

The Time Machine by Nunet Clitandre(me!)

One day, in the future, there will be two kids named Nina Tech and Peter Nology. Peter and Nina are very smart. So smart they figured out the theory of cheese!! One day it was very hot and Nina said, "What can we do on a hot day like this?" "We can go to the 3-D beach,” said Peter. "Nah my 360 screen is broken", said Nina in a mixture of mad and sad voice. "I know!” said peter in an excited voice. "What?" said Nina. "Were like super super smart right?" said Peter. "Correct", said Nina. "So, why don't we build a time machine to go back in time? Then, we can go to the pool early and stay there until we're shriveled up into nothing!" "But out of what materials?" Said Nina. "We can go to the old dump".

When they got to the dump, they found an old tool shack and used it as their base. Then they found a flat screen TV, a keyboard, and two car seats with the seat belts with the still on. When they finished, they both thought about what time they would go back. " What about 10:30?" said Nina. "Yeah, that way we can get changed and get there by 11."

So they set every thing up and started the time machine and felt like they were being made into goo. When it stopped, they noticed that not a lot of people were out. Peter looked at his watch and it said 10:30. "Nina look at my watch", said Peter. "10:30! Peter we're the worlds first time travelers!!!" They hugged and jumped and yelled their heads off. They were so, so happy they forgot about the pool and just spent the rest of the day partying over their creation.

UGS ARE UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are reading this you are now against the ugly ug boots, CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're probably wondering what you win right, right, well you win.... NOTHING.People who wear ugs have no sense in style at all!!!!. The ugs put the ug in ugly!!!!!!!! My goodness are they ugly!!!!! Between you and me my grandma has some and she is stashing them away because she knows I dont like them!!!!!

THE MOMA

Today me and my mom went to the MoMA to see Salvidor Dali exibit. It was ok until my mom went coocoo over the paintings and the films. Anyway it was the bomb... awesome. I wish it would never end. I think my favorite part would have to be the sculptures that he did, like the lobster phone and the ceremony woman. He also made a video in 1976 with another artist who's name I can't rememder but all I know is that he was a good friend of Dali. They made a video about Dali taking pictures of himself.

HAIR

Hair is a play set in the late 60's. It is about this tribe with people named Burger, Claude, Dionne,  Crissy,and a pregnant teenager who for some reason keeps doing pot and not caring weather  the baby comes out alive or not. Anyway, so all the men get papers saying they have to join the army because some of them dropped out of school or got kicked out so they all have a gathering and burn the papers except for Claude. For some reason he thinks the army would be best for him, so they burst into a song ,and at the end  of that song, what do they do?.......they strip their clothes off and all of them are bare naked,in the nude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  What a show!!!! Amazing!!! THE BEST SHOW I"VE EVER SEEN!!!!! At the end, we got to go on stage and dance with the performers and scream our heads off!!!!!!! And there was this one guy that took off his shirt and waved it around like a flag!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

This is a flower that one of the performers gave me!  The scent was so strong!

Avove is a picture of me and my mom on stage!